Showing posts with label I'm a wuss and I need to get in shape. Show all posts
Showing posts with label I'm a wuss and I need to get in shape. Show all posts

Friday, September 12, 2008

Run Forrest, Run

Back in the Olden Days...or something like that... for a wee period of time, I was a runner.  (Gasp)  Yeah, did you hear God laughing, 'cause I think I heard Him choke on his golden, angelic, saliva?

But really, I was.

My (now) husband was courting me.  I went along with it.  I courted back.  It just so happened that he liked a good margarita shaker, and I liked a good margarita shaker.  He liked lounging in the sunshine for hours, and I liked lounging.  He liked running, and I ... did not.  But I pretended for awhile.  I pretended so well that I got myself signed up for races, like with other people, who like, run and stuff.

There was the aptly named "Bolder Boulder" in my college town of Boulder, CO:

Being that it was a 5K, I thought it was okay.  I tried another.  There was the scenic and hill-acious La Jolla Half Marathon here at home:

And it.was.hard.  It kicked my butt.  But, there was a beer garden at the finish line so ... I kept running.  2 hours later, I had a coldie.

So I tried another crazy-ass one.  Those military folks, they know how to lay out some cruel and unusual punishment.  

I give you, The Mud Run:




There was another half marathon in there too somewhere, but then, it hit me.  I don't like running.  So, I stopped.  And I took up a new hobby called:  gestating, and birthing, and feeding, and wiping, and hugging, and rocking, and loving.

I also took up a little hobby called:  wine.

And now, damn, I think I need a new hobby because that old girl looked a little stronger than this new mama.  And although I gave up beef and pork last May (really proud of that BTW), it's not quite enough.  

But how does a working Mommy fit it all in?  Gym at 5:00am?  Ugh.  I dunno.  I guess I'll ponder it on my 2nd, 3rd, 4th glass of wine...

Any ideas on how to make it all work?