Showing posts with label Running. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Running. Show all posts

Friday, September 12, 2008

Run Forrest, Run

Back in the Olden Days...or something like that... for a wee period of time, I was a runner.  (Gasp)  Yeah, did you hear God laughing, 'cause I think I heard Him choke on his golden, angelic, saliva?

But really, I was.

My (now) husband was courting me.  I went along with it.  I courted back.  It just so happened that he liked a good margarita shaker, and I liked a good margarita shaker.  He liked lounging in the sunshine for hours, and I liked lounging.  He liked running, and I ... did not.  But I pretended for awhile.  I pretended so well that I got myself signed up for races, like with other people, who like, run and stuff.

There was the aptly named "Bolder Boulder" in my college town of Boulder, CO:

Being that it was a 5K, I thought it was okay.  I tried another.  There was the scenic and hill-acious La Jolla Half Marathon here at home:

And it.was.hard.  It kicked my butt.  But, there was a beer garden at the finish line so ... I kept running.  2 hours later, I had a coldie.

So I tried another crazy-ass one.  Those military folks, they know how to lay out some cruel and unusual punishment.  

I give you, The Mud Run:




There was another half marathon in there too somewhere, but then, it hit me.  I don't like running.  So, I stopped.  And I took up a new hobby called:  gestating, and birthing, and feeding, and wiping, and hugging, and rocking, and loving.

I also took up a little hobby called:  wine.

And now, damn, I think I need a new hobby because that old girl looked a little stronger than this new mama.  And although I gave up beef and pork last May (really proud of that BTW), it's not quite enough.  

But how does a working Mommy fit it all in?  Gym at 5:00am?  Ugh.  I dunno.  I guess I'll ponder it on my 2nd, 3rd, 4th glass of wine...

Any ideas on how to make it all work?