Dude, seriously? There's an iPhone App for choosing what to eat for dinner? Nice. 'Cause I pretty much stink at meal planning. Just shake that little thing up and... let's see, Taco Salad, Jello, and Artichoke Hummus. Okay...
Oooh, and there's an iPhone App for figuring out that catchy tune that you heard in the grocery store? You just have to hold your iPhone up to the vent in the aisles of Vons. Don't worry, you don't look like your channeling ET or anything, because everyone totally knows about Shazam! Duh. 
So Mr. Jobs, here's some market research for ya'. I need an iPhone App that can:
- Think of the most clever idea of ALL (mwahahaha) for Teacher Appreciation
dayWeek - Tell the kids that we are buying a birthday gift for (insert name) and that his/her birthday is not for (insert 364ish days).
- Ironing
- Vacuuming
- Bringing in the garbage cans
- Foot massages
- Laundry
- Wash the kids hair without dripping soap into their eyes
- Archive photo albums for the last 30+ years
I'm just thinking, as child who watched The Jetsons and thought mobile televisions and
phones with pictures (Skype)
were far-out ideas, we can't be too far off from the Rosie the Robot iPhone App, right?
Sign me up!
15 comments:
i know this one person, who can give you tips on how to do all of those things. every last one of them. and she does this? even when not at all solicited to do so. or she can tell someone else to do it for you. also unsolicited.
yes huh.
2 posts in 2 days, Yeah!!
I just love Shazam! I have had so much fun everywhere with it! Those apps get addicting, don't they?!
You are making me want an iPhone. You didn't even mention navigation.
One disturbing one...seriously, there was a "shake the baby" app. Apple got rid of it after the complaints came in.
Oooo, jealous of the iPhone. Even though I never even have my cell with me when I need it, or often have it on vibrate and then never hear it... Still, with an iPhone I'd be different...
If you get Apple to agree to all those apps...I am SO getting an iPhone!
Happy Sunday!
I need an app that will run out and move my car when the stinking annoying sprinklers come on at school right after I've washed it.
I remember when cell phones were first coming out. They were saying that each person would have their own phone number and you would carry that phone around with you wherever you went and people could even call you as you were driving your car. It was just so far-fetched and unreasonable. And now my kids are laughing at me because DUH cell phones have been around forEVER.
Oh, and I want a Rosie.
You mean the iPhone doesn't do all those things? The amount of time my hubby spends on his - I figured it fulfilled absolutely every wish. Now me, I'm stuck on this laptop for my fun...
That is hysterical!! Yeah, like when do we get the flying car. Traffic sucks!
Great post Jamie!
My boss has the Diet App and has lost 15 pounds. I hate him! Love him. Something. He tells everyone he's on the "iphone diet" and they say "what you only eat your phone?" haha. lawyers are not funny people....
Bwaha..you're funny missy.
My iphone frustrates me most of the time, but I will totally by the Rosie app...totally.
It was fun meeting you guys last night. Thanks for letting me join you.
You are a teacher.
How the heck can you afford one of those things!
BTW: when they start doing laundry I'll just let Mr. Jobs start taking my paycheck so I can have one too.
Hey - great article - check it out, there is a useful app available on itunes called 'PocketLife'. Funny coincidence or initiated by Steve Jobs?
http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewSoftware?id=319757953&mt=8
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