Damn those makers at Nabisco! Are you kidding me with these? Like the ebony and ivory goodness of their original version, these are like Oreos on steroids. This puffed up, swollen version of the original offenders take a woman's weakness and dangle it in her face.
"Oh, you like Oreos? Well, what about double-stuffed? Try doubling the explosion of sugar and trans-fats all in one bite."
[With a mouth full of crumbs...] "Yef, fank you . May I have fome mo pwease."
[As she doubles the double-stuffed ones.]
Did you know there are actually websites for recipes for these things? Not like Oreo cookie-crust (come on, how's a girl supposed to make cheesecake?). I'm talking FRIED Oreo cakesters with a side of clogged artery.
And there is actually a lawsuit which seeks to ban sale of Oreos to children in California. The suit, the first of its kind in the country, asks for an injunction ordering Kraft Foods to desist from selling Nabisco Oreo Cookies to children in California, because the cookies are made with partially hydrogenated vegetable oil, also called trans fat.
If you know me, please get into your car, drive to our house and throw these damn things away. As of now...there are ELEVEN left...I could be dead by morning.
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