That's right. Four thousand dollars for me. Pretty good tax return for a Stay At Home Mom (See how I did that? I used capital letters to show my important title). Well, maybe that g.w. guy (See how I did that? No capital letters there sucka) isn't so bad after all. He might just be coming around. Four thousand dollars for my extremely important and effective efforts as Commander In Chief at home (sorry, honey, I don't see your name on the check).
I was all geared up for an extra special Mother's Day treat. Maybe a new camera lens. Maybe a day at the Spa. Maybe that iPhone I've been whining about.
And then this came:
In case you can't read the fine print, allow me:
"We found credits erroneously applied to your account in the amount of $ 4,000.00"
See my new balance to to the IRS:
What the eff? I owe YOU interest for YOUR mistake. Penis head Bush Administration. Yeah, you know it's his fault.
Okay, so I maybe would have done the right thing anyways and returned the money. But come on. With interest?
In other news... have you ever read the side of your tampon box? I don't really have to apologize to my male readers because I'm pretty sure I have none (do I?).
Check this out:
"Select the minimal absorbency needed to control your menstrual flow in order to reduce the risk of getting TSS."
(I know, gross. But it gets worse.)
So, how many grams is your output my friend? See the handy chart? Oh, of course. Allow me to get out my test tubes and measuring cups ... maybe add a little baking soda and WHAM!
Anyways, today I'm just feeling all confused about the IRS and Tampons. You?