Thursday, June 26, 2008

The Bitches Went Out

When bloggers get together in San Diego, they bitch it up, bitch it down, and bitch it all around Uh-huh.  These bitches are becoming like family, and really, I'll let you in on a little secret ... shhh... they're not really that bitchy.  


But bitches we are called.

So I'm hereby dubbing them with a new name ('cause I'm good at inventing things all by myself*).

There's The Wine Enthusiast One:


She said something about blah, blah, blah training for a half marathon, but I didn't really know much about that training stuff.  Then she said blah, blah, blah something about wine, and my ears perked up 'cause I know a little something about that stuff.  But then it turns out that The Wine Enthusiast actually really knows a little something about grape stomping, so then it was all blah, blah, blah again.  


Then there's the I'm Blushing and Forgetful One:
(AKA katydidnot)

She said something about blah, blah, blah, I have a hot, new man, and blah, blah, blah, I forgot my wallet, and then we made her promise to buy dinner for the next five blog get-togethers, and she totally will, 'cause she's a pushover.  


We also had the Queen Bee Who's Not Really a Queen Bee One:
(AKA Jenn at Juggling Life)


And she was all let me tell you about this awesome way to handle bitches, not us of course, but the real ones.  Then she said something about blah, blah, blah my purse is so organized and you are some jealous bitches, and blah, blah, blah I look all innocent and sh*t but I've got some good TJ stories,  and then she split the bill all perfectly in her head I got all jealous and stuff.


Then there was the Crazy I'll Make A Totem Pole One:



She was all let me write that blog name down, oh and let me write down that shrimp, and that chicken, and that sip of medori, and then I'll blah, blah, blah make you pee your pants laughing and then she wrote down some more.  The she did some math too and blah, blah, blah that's a big-ass fish and blah, blah, blah you just peed your pants again huh?


Oh, and then there's the My Head's As Twisted As a Harry Potter Novel On Steven King Steroids One:


And she was all my daughter asks about blood curdling screams and blah, blah, blah, I'm finishing a novel this year, and blah, blah, blah I might be house shopping and let's make a totem pole picture.  

*And then there's me, who brilliantly proclaims to have made up the following Bailey's and decaf drink:

Where would I be without these bitches?  I dunno, not popping four aspirin this morning for one.  But what an awesome group of ladies.  And although some of the bitches were too wimpy and tired to come out, we love you too.  

44 comments:

Kristen said...

That looks like so much fun!!

You are making me wish I lived in San Diego!

Glad to hear that a great time was had by all, and seriously, split the check perfectly in her head?

I am amazed and impressed! :)

Life As I Know It said...

This is awesome to put faces with bloggy names! Sounds like a fun night. Jealous? yes!

San Diego Momma said...

Oh frickin' crap. There is NO WAY I can come up with a recap as equally aswesome and borderline twisted as that.

I'm just sending everyone over here and let the hilarity commence.

Deb
sandiegomomma.com

San Diego Momma said...

By the way, I intentionally pronouce "awesome," like "aswesome," because I'm refreshingly different and creative and on Steven King steroids.

Probably more so because of that last part.

Deb
sandiegomomma.com

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

Everything about this was great, except my picture . . . next time I need to do some serious neck extension posing!

MamaGeek said...

DAYUM. You San Diego bitches are all hot and have good taste in shoes.

Cheri @ Blog This Mom! said...

Hey! Who are you callin' wimpy and tired? Huh?

Zzzzzzzz . . . .

katydidnot said...

and then i was all yeah we are too bitches, just ask that canservative religious family sitting next to us blah blah blah.

Amber M. said...

I never thought I'd actually hear myself say this, but I wish I was a bitch. Seriously.

david mcmahon said...

Nice cover (or should that be coven) story!!

So glad you liked my Sky Watch post. Thank you.

Krystyn said...

Totally jealous of your get together! Need to live in SD!

MommyTime said...

I got here from San Diego Mama, and I may be the only one a little sad after reading this, but day-um, I wished I lived in San Diego! Or perhaps you would all like to move to Michigan? Yeah, didn't think so. So sad for me.

Lindsey said...

Wishin' I was in San Diego....

Glad you b*tches are having fun!

Angela said...

Sounds like an awesome time.

Melanie said...

And I was all I was going to do the blah blah blah in MY post but I'll look like I'm copying that b*itch Jamie.

Next time we all get togeher I'll bring the Depends.

And you have to admit those really were abnormally large fish!

Misty said...

What you don't know is that I am the biggest bitch of them all.....

mmmmwwwaaahahahhahaha!

Nap Warden said...

So fun! I just designed Jen's (Juggling Life) blog...She rocks!

Toni said...

just wanted to let you know I am including your blog in my midweek blog shout out this coming wednesday. Hope it brings you some traffic
www.juststopscreaming.com

Karen said...

Isn't it great getting together with other Mother Bloggers?

Stephanie said...

I'm jealous! Looks like a great time. AND with fabulous shoes! AND in San Diego. Yeah, totally jealous.

Denise said...

It looked like you had a blast!! Our little group is going out tonight! I have to remember to bring my camera!

tommie said...

Great taste in shoes for the whole lot of you!

I bet you all had a great time.

Lisa said...

Man,
Makes me wish I was one of your bitches, girl!

dkuroiwa said...

So...were you elected to be the one to "report" on the evening? Great job at making all the rest of us green with freakin' envy!!

Yeah...me too...wanna move to San Diego!!!

Elaine A. said...

I am over here trying to match up shoe with blogger.

Kathryn said...

That's it! I'm moving to San Diego so I can hang with some cool bloggy bitches too!!!

Jennifer H said...

I want every single pair of those shoes.

What a great group! Sounds like a really fun night.

Lisa@verybusymomwith4 said...

Cute shoes :)

Love your recap--sounds like it was a blast!

Trish said...

It sure sounds like all you smart bitches had fun. But if I had made it to the dinner... the shoe picture would have been all messed up and stuff...by my fuzzy old bedtime slipper. Next time?

-The Blogger formerly know as... Trish

Wendi said...

Sounds like a really great time.
Cute pictures.
Very clever post!
I have some bloggy love for you over at my place.
Have a great weekend.

Mommyrella said...

Love the post! Blah blah, blah, loved meeting you, blah blah and all that. Can't wait till next time, blah blah blah.

Steph said...

I am jealous that looks like so much fun!! I need to get a DC bloggy group together

The Girl Next Door said...

"Bitch Envy" - Who knew?

Courtney said...

You are such a funny writer my darling jamie. miss you lots, love, C

Nancy said...

Nothing like a night out with the bitches. I too, am wishing I lived in San Diego.
Looks like good times!

LaskiGal said...

Jamie . . . you make me wish I lived in San Diego!

You all take "Girl's Night" to a whole new level . . .

Claire B. said...

What fun! I think we need to do a Seattle bitch night. I was unable to attend when Bossy was in town. My behind is still black and blue from self-kicking it.

stephanie (bad mom) said...

Sounds far more fun than bitchy, yes. I could dig it.

Wondering hard what title I might inspire if you met me...

Manager Mom said...

Wow- San Diego Momma actually looks a smidge like JK Rowling...

Bloggy friends that become real friends are the BEST!!!

carrie said...

You guys look like you had a blast! And yes, you all have impeccable taste in footwear! :)

Natalie Jane said...

I like being a bitch. Fun.

Amy said...

Oh I wish I could hang out with you and your friends! I could use a good girls' night out right about now!

I don't mind being called a bitch, either! he he he

Burgh Baby's Mom said...

This is part of your campaign to get me to move to CA, isn't it? Damn it, you're doing a good job.

Cecily R said...

I wanna be a bitch too!! Only I don't think I have the shoes for it. My Old Navy flippies wouldn't do at all!

Looks like a grand time! Thanks for sending me the link to this post!