My apologies for my absence. The gist:
Aunt Linda: we got the Plasma car for Chase. Yay. Thanks.
Bitches: I'd love to coordinate a night out.
Kate: You had a baby girl today! Holy moly. Yay for Hailey.
Courtney: I miss you. I know you're in town. Call me.
Jenn: I missed your birthday and I've had a damn gift sitting in my kitchen for you for 4 weeks. Love you.
Mary: Are you staying with us this weekend while Jenna delivers baby Carson?
Guess I'll have to pick up that telephone thing.