Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Coming Clean




So, I let the cat out of the bag at school.  I told someone that I had a blog.  Now I can't do any ranting or major complaining.  One is all it takes (right Mr. R?).  

So I'll move on.

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Him:  Lets' go for a ride.  Drive down the alley, this way.

Her:  No.  STOP!  Put your seat belt on.  NOW.

Him:  I did.  You put your seatbelt on.

Her:  Okay.  Let's go.  Drive over there.  

  No, there.

Him:  Do you want to drive?

Her:  No.  I want you to drive.  

....

Her:  I said, drive that way.

Him:  I am!

Her:  Turn.  Turn!  Hurry.  We're going to crash.

Him:  No we're not.  It's fun.

Her:  Aaauuugghhhh!  STOP!  You're going to crash.

Him:  You should drive.

Her:  No.  It's okay.  You can drive.

....

Her:  You're CRASHing!  

Him:  It's okay.  You have your seat belt on.


Welcome to the world of my old married couple:  Boy/Girl Twins.








31 comments:

Mel, A Dramatic Mommy said...

Uh oh. So no mentions of drinking or giant fish in case the principal is reading?

Lori said...

glad to see you are having fun and smiling (o:

your kids are too cute as always

Stephanie said...

This is what being a mom and having a family is all about! So silly and fun! I love it!

Karen said...

And that's exactly what they sound like, too! Only it's a lot cuter on kids than old married couples.

Lisa@verybusymomwith4 said...

Heeheee! This post is so full of energy and I can just imagine you laughing writing this one--I bet you are having fun with your job :)

Hilary said...

Aww that's just adorable!

Krystyn said...

Aren't they just the cutest? I can only imagine the conversations they have.

I would be scared about work stuff, too. I'm thinking if you keep it extremely anonymous, you could share a funny story or two.

CC said...

I told a few people about my blog and linked to it on facebook. Then I decided that was a bad idea and got rid of the facebook link. Hopefully it will never come back to bite me!!

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

You can still be wild and opinionated in your comments!

Misty said...

Start a new one just for bitching. Seriously.

Cute story, by the way. I want to eat your kids right up.

tommie said...

I always wonder if I should tell friends I have a blog!

The kids are adorable as always.

Amy said...

So does this mean no juicey scoop now? Don't turn into an ordinary momma blog, please!!! Well at least leave some crazy comment. I hope you are enjoying school.

Amy said...

Too funny! Maybe they'll get it all out of their systems now and their future spouses can take them later!

Tuesday Girl said...

Good you I am not the only one with B/G twins who bicker like an old married couple?!

Is your daughter the boss of her brother like mine is?

CRigg said...

HILARIOUS! sounds like my b/g twins. hannah is the boss of luke about 75% of the time, just like with my and by hubby. :)

Kristen said...

Oh my goodness, their own married couple conversation is so stinking cute! :)

As are the pictures of them, and YOU together. So stinking CUTE!!

Kori said...

I am literally on my kneews thank the good Lord that I was not blessed with twins. My oldest-girl and boy-are 16 months apart and that is close enough. You are a heroine, for sure.

Denise said...

I'm thinking I need another blog, to say what I really want to say some days. My mom reads this one. :o)

Kathryn said...

Haha! That could have been recorded in the car with hubby and I. ;)

4 Little Men and Twins said...

LOVE the glasses. {grin}

brittany

Cheri @ Blog This Mom! said...

Helloooooo over there!

You're blog is rated W, safe for work, whatcha talkin' 'bout? And your mom reads your blog anyway. Wait, what was I thinking about that last point? Silly me.

katydidnot said...

you can post on my blog about work if you wish, i will not tell mr. r. is he cute?

Candy said...

I've actually lost sleep a couple of times trying to think of WHO I might offend, and WHO knows about my blog. It's awful. I try to sensor it- but sometimes I forget.

The following quote is BRILLIANT, and I want to use it one day:

""Blogging is narcissistic--and time-consuming. It gives strangers (not to mention the in-laws) ammunition for criticizing our parenting choices. And one day it could really mortify our kids." So why do it? I do it to pacify a restlessness, and to celebrate the adventure. Putting it in type script just helps me remember it. I hope my twins understand one day." -Jamie

Nap Warden said...

Fun pics...I know what you mean, to many folks know about my blog:O

Anonymous said...

love the disguise. i like the 'school clothes.'

Lindsey said...

Oh how I love the incognito get-up! Too cute!

I also enjoyed the sweet married couple story and ALL. THOSE. PICTURES.

I wish we lived closer. I just want to squeeze those precious babies!

OHmommy said...

Too cute, YOU have been busted!!!

Wendi said...

Love the cute photos of you and the kids!
Priceless.
Love the "old married couple" conversation too....funny stuff!

Um, yea.
I hate it when someone IRL finds out I have a blog.
It is much eaiser to "vent" when you are a closet blogger.

Burgh Baby said...

You are way too freakin hot to be the mom of twins. I'm calling Bullsh*t.

Marlys said...

You don't even look like yourself with the glasses, nose, etc. Seriously.

My Ice Cream Diary said...

I just took a pic of my "little" girl wearing the same glasses. Too fun.

That conversation sounds like my kids whenever we get the car cart at the grocery store.